1. i think that at some point everyone wonders what it would be like to fuck a mermaid

2. if you haven't you just did.

3. replacing love or sex with the word fuck in a sentence makes it brutal and dirty

4. i wonder if if women would fuck ugly-but-nice-personality-guy (s) if they owned boats

5. i think everyone masturbates, and women if a woman admits to it shez a skank

6. the size of women skirts and items of clothing is directly proportional to the generation there in.. soon we will be a planet of nudists.

7. my spelling and grammar suffers from my lack of caring

8. if you can pick up at a fast food "restaurant" you have a skill that most fat men admire "id like to put my meat in your taco" OR "hey im missing two nugget!!" "sorry sir ill go look for it" "no that's alright i think its back at my place how about u come with me and we can look for my to MC nuggets together?"

9. he who uses pickup lines is truly a fool

10. u whine and bitch about how ur kids dont respect there elders.. tell me.. did u hear ur parents tell u that?

11. everyone's a stereotype. tell me, did u have a shitty relationship with a member of the opposite sex? did they hurt u in a way that made u the way you are now?.. you might just be.. a stereotypical jack ass

12. everyone who reads my shit should be prepared for racial and sexual jokes.

13. I imagine women who shave there face often question there true sexuality

14. most feminists hate me

13. if Women are soooo much better than men at everything why are they still fighting for women rights? coz i imagine ud b done with all that by now..

14. just coz u get a lot of sex doesn't mean that its any good.. personally i pick quality over quantity, then again.... if i had quantity i wouldn't be saying that.

15.the grass is greener on the other side.. and do u know whoz land it is on the other side? BILL FUCKING GATES!!

16. every time you see someone rich people think "id use his money in a better way".. u do realize they said that once too right?

17. admit it everyone's waiting for zombies!

18. admit it your not prepared for zombies

19. admit it your getting sick of this joke

19.5 randomly having a .5 in point numbering system irritates some people

20. no one wants to hear that by reading this theve just put another kenyen into a chocolate factory for kitkat.